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Its like this Ed.......... I've been out of town for a while..... I ran out of gas...... an old friend came into town...... I didn't have the money for the cab fare....... my tux didn't come back fro the cleaners........ there were locusts.... I got a flat... there was a blizzard...... an earthquake........ I had the wrong drives...... I was stuck over night at Chicago airport...... I had to drive all night to get to West Virginia.... I've had only two hours off at Dulles Airport between flights in 4 weeks......... my laptop broke down....... so did the spare one..... then the new laptop I bought wouldn't work cos they fitted the RAM upgrade all wrong....... I've been to Miami 6 times in 4 weeks without my feet ever touching sand.... I was stuck on the tarmac for 3 hours in Iowa..... I thought I FEDEX'ed it to Matt........ a studio light blew up in Stockport UK ......... and another one in Orlando USA.............. Sam Power had left the Obama Campaign before I had even sent the portraits to my agency in London...... another blizzard in the mountains...... the grass was all mud for the green shot....... I did 68 white-backdrop portraits in 14 locations without an assistant cos she had childcare issues....... I forgot to pay the congestion charge in London....... for some reason my email has 4682 new emails...... I muddled up Paul S with Paul C and sent them the wrong texts........... I forgot to pay the cleaners while I was away....... hotel wifi said 4 and half hours to download photo-mechanic..... Its my Mum's birthday........ Ive only got blank CD\'s no DVD\'s.......... agggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............OK....... its in the lobby awaiting collection....... OK...OK.... only 18 weeks behind schedule...... I can\'t take the guilt......... sorry about that ......... cheers Jez XX